Welcome to Popular Ink's INDELIBLE KITCHEN.

Now get the hell out!

Really, we would love to have you stay but we would feel rude about that as we have left. As in gone, defunct, kaput. We aren't here anymore. Sometimes, when it's late and we are worried about dying, we do believe in reincarnation. So, maybe we will live again. We'll let you know if that happens.


I Heart the Stilt Talker by Jay Snodgrass

Catawampus trump us up to the stump

or, meaning this is a loaded option,

contagions aging in their rage

like, softly, locomotion.

All barge intact, wroth the Ironman.

Marvel will retire you before you rust

(Note alliterative ugliness. The sloth

is a two toed repetition.)

Now art, velocity, marvel at the monstrous

city, her two flag poles: inadequate & chimed.

Option Further is a dither of fur, mountained

on ruinous ore. Enter Delinquent the Progeny

You’ve proved by your portioned grove

my manners as ornaments on the roof.


Jay Snodgrass said...

Caint mess with the shizzle.

Anonymous said...

Caint shizzle with my mess either.

Anonymous said...

shizzle, frizzle, snizzle, dizzle. Shizzle my nipple champipple.

clayb said...


Anonymous said...

that is the beauty of the anon. i don't have to name myself so i don't have to be myself. in fact, i think i will be you.

Jay Snodgrass said...
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Jay Snodgrass said...


clayb said...

Wait, champipple? I KNOW WHO IT IS

Supremo said...

All of these comments are nice and ugly. Way to go with keeping with the theme. Can't get any uglier than Champipple (Champagne and Ripple).

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah? What about the Crippling?

Anonymous said...

Who is this anonymous who gets up and goes to the computer to make comments so early in the morning. Shouldn't this anonymous be unloading the dishwasher and taking care of those piles of laundry?